It's been years since I posted on this blog, but things haven't been easy around here. All sorts of things have happened, and well in between juggling home security duties and bringing up Paige's kids I barely have enough time to play with my Kong, never mind spend time online. To top it all off, my humans have decided to make their own mini human, and guess who takes care of him, keeps him entertained and makes sure Paige's kids from hell don't hurt him? Yep.... ME!!! And.... I can assure you it is NOT an easy job.
I guess I should be updating you on what happened in the past three and half years. Where do I start? Hmmm... I think the best thing would be to write it in point form first then say something about each point.... ok... here it goes...
- Failed business venture
- Obedience Titles
- MY mentee is a CHAMPION
- More titles for Paige
- The Singleton
- Kung Fu Panda
- Another Singleton (Thank doG it's just one!)
- Another lot of terrorist
- The future of Edenisle
- Paige's Veteran Career and My modeling career
Wow! Ok!!!! Brace yourselves pals... This is going to be a looooooong blog!
Perhaps my biggest disappointment was indeed my Failed business venture. In my last blog I had talked about a business venture involving my mentee, Avril. Well... it turns out she is as dumb as her mother, all looks and no brains. Just to refresh your memory a bit, I had mastered a plan whereby people would pay to get a kiss from her. With payment, I meant cash... as in euros... sterling... dollars... Japanese Yen if need but I certainly did not mean treats! Treats as in FOOD! The plan worked to the letter, but there was a hick up which blew my plan to own land. Avril chose sausages over cash payment. I mean, seriously? How am I going to pay for a piece of land with sausages? I guess she's a Paige daughter.... ENOUGH SAID!
|Avril and her class... Photo Montage?|
|Avril and one of her podium wins|
could be his companion together with Coop, and thank doG for that as I couldn't deal with having another of Paige's offspring in the house no matter how smart he is!
Whilst having fun with the singleton in obedience, my male human must have neglected my female human. I am not sure if it was the lack of walks or the chocolates that did it, but she proceeded to gain A LOT of weight. I cannot make up my mind if she looked more like KUNG FU PANDA or the Michelin man but she grew A LOT. Paige said she recognised the behavior and said she was probably expecting a litter, which made a lot of sense. To be honest, I was sure it was going to be a large litter, my guess was eight or ten and usually I am quite good with guessing litter numbers, but surprise surprise it was just one... and guess what? They decided to keep him!!!! This house was
|The Mini Human|
|The Future of Edenisle|
|Forever shining star|
friends, I had a photo session and weren't my humans impressed. At eight years old I still look as good as I did in my prime. World look and learn how to age with grace!!! With that in mind, I decided to give modeling a try, so I sent a couple of my photos off for a calendar competition, and guess what, not only did I make it as a calendar boy, I made it as a cover boy! Now that Paige's kids are old enough to fend for themselves
My friends, I need to stop here for today. It's late at night and I still have loads of tasks to do. I promise to keep in touch. Watch this space from more updates from our life!