Sunday, May 30, 2010

My WEEKENDs

Hiya Pals,

I am simply exhausted! Two very busy weekends. You see my human dad and I had a 'Boy's Weekend' last weekend as the Bug and my human were in Italy for some shows. She did well from what I heard, but I'm sure I enjoyed it more here. The human and I got to sleep in really late on both days. There was no little gremlin waking everyone up to play and no human ma waking my dad up to get the cleaning done before going out. We really had a blast of a time, going for long walks and playing all day with all MY toys. I have to admit though, I missed the Bug. In fact, I missed her so much that as soon as my human and her walked into the house, I went to hug the Bug rather then the human. Of course, the human wasn't too happy with that! I gave her loads of hugs and kisses afterwards of course, couldn't risk not getting treats for the rest of the day for making her mad!

It was a fairly easy week. The humans were at work, most of the week and I got to play with the Bug most days. Unfortunately, I couldn't post my blog as the laptop was at the technician's for repair. No pictures for this week either. I cannot find the camera.

Then finally the weekend arrived again. I love weekends. We get to spend at least one entire day with BOTH humans, as one big happy family, and we had two days this weekend! We spent most of the day at home yesterday, relaxing here and there. The humans had a Bar-B-Que planned for today, but of course it was pouring with rains. The human said it was raining cats and dogs. Not sure what she was talking about but I looked everywhere for them and I saw no cats or dogs outside and definitely none falling from the sky. She is either going nuts, or she hit her head against something. Anyway, the humans had been planning this day out with Daniela (Jake's Human) and her boyfriend for a while so they decided to go anyway. We spent 2 hours in the car looking for a place. We stopped at a few places and the Bug and I got to run in the rain and roll in the mud. We loved it.

Sadly, they cancelled the Bar-B-Que as the weather was horrible, so we went home for a lonnnnnnggggg sleep. The humans are out now, the laptiop is back and the Bug is on the sofa with a NEW Froggy! Yes, a NEW Froggy! I have no clue where he came from, but the Bug has a new Froggy. I have decided to completely ignore her and her Froggy for the time being. I have plenty of toys and plenty of fans to keep me busy.

Anyway pals, I have to be off.

I'll speak to you soon,

Love

Curtis

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

I MURDERED Froggy

Hello Pals,

I have a confession to make this week. I murdered Froggy, Paige's birthday present.

You see, ever since he came, Paige has been giving him all her attention, kissing him and taking him everywhere with her. Unless I took him away from her and ran around the house with him in my mouth, she was acting like I was invisible. I had to put an end to it. I can take being replaced by humans or food, but I cannot take being replaced by a 7 inch stuffed animal. It was simply too much. So I planned his disappearance carefully. The idea was to take him away from her while she was asleep and hide him for a while in the hope that she would realize I was still there, that I miss her and what she was missing, but things didn't turn out quite as planned.

Initially, the plan was working. She fell asleep on the sofa like she usually does, with froggy next to her. So I sneaked in quietly, and got him by his head. The problem was she had her paw tightly around his feet, so I pulled and pulled, until I heard a cracking noise. Oh no! I thought! I must have hurt Paige, but then I realized that the cracking I had heard was Froggy's head being ripped open. Oh! I thought! This must be my lucky day! I pulled a little harder and managed to set him free from Paige. Now all I had to do was hide him somewhere out of Paige reach, but the taste of Froggy stuffing was simply too good, and the prospect of never ever seeing him again and get Paige's undivided attention forever was even better. So I continued to destuff his head until there was no more stuffing to take out. I left him there, next to his stuffing and went off to bed.

I was woken up the next morning by Paige's crying. She had found Froggy's body & stuffing, and was crying for him.  I couldn't believe it! She was crying for a 7 inch stuffed animal! I felt even better I had killed him, but I felt sorry for Paige. So I went up to comfort her. I told her that the rats must have attacked him and ripped him to pieces. Thankfully, she believed me! We helped the humans with Froggy's funeral. They placed him in the black bag in the silver bin inside the cupboard. That was it! He was gone for good! I was so relieved, not only did I have Paige's attention once again, Froggy was gone for good and she thinks I'm some kind of hero, because I took pictures of him dead which she thinks will help us with the evidence to find the culprit and bring him to justice. I do feel guilty for lying to Paige, but sometimes, a boy has to do what he has to do for a girl!

Anyway pals, I have to be off. Cannot risk her finding this blog, especially now after this confession. She would never forgive me! Got to ran,

Speak soon,

Love Curtis

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Paige's Birthday & MY fan club

Hello Pals,

Hope all is well. For those of you who have not yet heard, my very own fan club has been set up on Facebook. I am amazed at how famous I have become in such a short time. I have fans from Poland, Malta, Italy and South Africa amongst other. I have to be really careful now though, as I'm at risk of my humans finding out that I use their laptop, their camera and their study... which by the way is out of bounds for me, and of course I have to be super careful the Bug doesn't find out!

Speaking of the Bug... She is all grown up now. She turned 1 year old on the 12th May! Happy Birthday Paige! I was really glad she had her birthday, we got to have a small party at home. She had her own cake, which I ate half of, and new toys, which of course the humans make her share with me. Hihihihihi!!!! They are OUR toys :) You see because she is grown up now, she has to SHARE. So what is hers, is now OURS...  as opposed to how things where when she first came over... what was mine became hers, what was ours was hers and what was hers was hers and hers only.

Other then all this it's been a quite week. Of course I don't expect the coming weeks to be so quiet. Most probably I will have a lot of fan mail to answer to, and I'm pretty sure I'll have people queing in front of our door for me to Paw sign pictures. In the meantime, I have to take care of the Bug, and be her personal body guard.

Anyway pals, I'd be off. If anyone wants to find my fan page on Facebook, just search for "Curtis The Aussie Official Fan Club".

Love Curtis

PS. Pictures are of the Bug (Paige), OUR cake and OUR toys

Sunday, May 9, 2010

They're calling me Teddy Bear!

Hello Pals,

Hope all is well. I've been busy this week making sure Paige remains intact and no-one goes within a meter of  her. She is a celebrity now, and I just have to make sure nobody gets too close due to possible malicious intentions.

I had a bath this morning and shed all my coat. The human styled my coat after that and took some pictures. Boy am I looking gorgeous or what? The human is calling me her 'real life teddy bear'. I think it won't be long till they will have to appoint a personal body guard for me. All the girls are going to be queing outside our door before I know it, and I don't think the Bug will appreciate losing all the attention to 'her personal guard'. I am staying indoors for the time being. I don't think I can handle all that attention and girls wanting my pawgraph.

The weather keeps getting warmer, and the days longer. This means Bar-B-Ques will soon start and I will start getting extra meat & sausages. You see our human tends to cook for a 100 people if 10 are going to attend, and of course we can't let her waste all that food can we?

Anyway pals, I best be off. It's Mother's Day today and I still have to go and get something for the human, she is after all the Best Ma in the World.

Speak soon

Love Curtis

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

I've been appointed Paige's Official Body Guard

Hello Pals,

I have a NEW job. Not only am I Paige's personal babysitter, I have now also been appointed her very own PERSONAL BODY GUARD. The humans say I have to be extra good now and look out for her. You see she was at a show last weekend, while I was at home relaxing. She was attacked by a HUGE black dog, twice her size according to her. Apparently she was really shaken, and started to cry. The humans thought of pulling her out of the competition for the day, but then decided to continue.... and good thing they did! She got Best of Breed, Reserve Best in Working & Pastoral Group, Best Puppy in Working and Pastoral Group & Reserve Best Puppy in Show. All from puppy class!!!! I am so proud of her.

What I'm worried about now though is when my human and I have the Boys Weekend... Who is going to look after her then? You see Paige and our human ma are going to Italy for a weekend, while my human dad and I are going to stay at home and have a Boys Weekend. I was kinda looking forward to getting rid of her for a couple of days but after last weekend, I'm going to be super mega worried about her. I know she will have the human looking after her, but it will not be the same as having me there. Plus, sometimes our human needs looking after herself, never mind looking after Paige!!!! Gosh! I hope she changes her mind about going, I'm going to be worried sick all weekend! Girls eh!

Weather is getting hot here, and I am slowly losing my coat. Don't need all that fur for summer, so I'm slowly taking it off. The humans are not very happy though finding it all over the house and furniture. I have a huge feeling that a Torture/Pamper day is on its way soon, and I am NOT looking forward to it!

Besides my appointment as Paige's Official Body Guard which was the highlight of the week, there I say month, it's been a very uneventful week. So I'll close the blog here for today and I'll write again next week all being well.

Speak soon

Curtis